There are sometimes during your travels that you will be a danger to yourself. But life is short, start collecting stories about your misadventures.
When you're lost in a city best thing to do is consult with a local street walker.
They escape the Everglades at night with hissing Alligators on their trail and airborne assassins closing in.
There are beach balls then there are balls on the beach. A journey of humiliation and jokes.