So the weather is unpredictable, the things you'll see in shopping centers aren't what you expect in the US, and yes, the mannequins do have breast implants. This is Miami. Do you expect anything less? ...hhmm, maybe you shouldn't answer that.
Taking home souvenirs from your latest adventure is one thing. But bringing home species in unconventional methods can be stomach turning. Enjoy this story of Belize, a family and a botfly. (Ekahau is the Mayan God of travelers and merchants.)