Below find a handful of likely characters you are bound to run into while visting Miami.




"You'll know me by the
number I throw down: 305.
Bros before hoes!"

 


"Eet's not fatshion. Eet's me.
Wut chew say? Dont be
cuming up like aH dat."

 


"Oy Vey, it's hot here! But
look at these deals and the
women! bite my tongue."

 


"Cafecito, por favor. Dominoe asi e! En cuba yo vivia como un Rey!"

 


"ooh no ju didn't, papi!
gimme sum shugga, babi.
Me no bite, just sucky suck."

 


"The only good things that
come in small packages are
from Tiffany's."

 


"Did you see that fucker?
I'm gonna break his side mirrors."

 


House pets, street
walkers, sacrifical guys.

 


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